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Scottherobot

I'm a college student in California. I play water polo and have a dog named freckles. What else do you need to know? I post some funny stuff, some political stuff, and definitely stuff that I want to remember to buy when I'm rich, because it looks cool now. Enjoy.
Sep 20 '11
collegehumor:

5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet

The Party Car (Version 1) -Furnish the interior of your car with a disco ball, black lights, and  white fur on the dashboard. Dress in flashy clothes and wear dark  sunglasses. When you pull up at the cashier’s window, crank the tunes  and ask the cashier, who you can now see is a teenage girl, if she wants  to party in your car. She will have no idea how to respond! But then  she does respond, saying that she gets off at 9 o’clock and could you  pick her up then? Consider saying yes to this; she is clearly too young  for you, but it has been a pretty serious drought since you broke up  things off with your fiancée during The Mumbler prank. Suddenly imagine  Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator” waiting for you when you show up  at 9. Quickly drive away.

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these are probably the funniest things ive seen in awhile

collegehumor:

5 Drive Through Pranks That Haven’t Caught on… Yet

The Party Car (Version 1) -Furnish the interior of your car with a disco ball, black lights, and white fur on the dashboard. Dress in flashy clothes and wear dark sunglasses. When you pull up at the cashier’s window, crank the tunes and ask the cashier, who you can now see is a teenage girl, if she wants to party in your car. She will have no idea how to respond! But then she does respond, saying that she gets off at 9 o’clock and could you pick her up then? Consider saying yes to this; she is clearly too young for you, but it has been a pretty serious drought since you broke up things off with your fiancée during The Mumbler prank. Suddenly imagine Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator” waiting for you when you show up at 9. Quickly drive away.

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these are probably the funniest things ive seen in awhile

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    Oh Chris Hansen
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    these are probably the funniest things ive seen in awhile
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