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Scottherobot

I'm a college student in California. I play water polo and have a dog named freckles. What else do you need to know? I post some funny stuff, some political stuff, and definitely stuff that I want to remember to buy when I'm rich, because it looks cool now. Enjoy.
Aug 7 '12

swimthefly:

- ATHENS - where his Olympic journey began. Michael competed in 8 events, 6 of them Gold and 2 of them Bronze. Phelps also broke the Olympic record in the 200m butterfly with a time of 1:54.04 He also broke the Olympic record in the 200m individual medley with a time of 1:57.14 He done all of this while he was still a teenager.

- BEIJING - Michael’s goal for this Olympics: Swim for 8 Gold medals. He earned Gold #1 in the 400 individual medley as well as breaking his previous world record. In the 4x100 relay where Jason Lezak (anchor leg) came from behind on the French, helping Phelps win his gold #2. Michael Phelps once again broke his world record in the 200m freestyle race getting his gold #3. By then, Michael is the fifth Olympic athlete to win 9 gold medals. Michael won his gold #4 in his 200m butterfly as well as breaking the world record. Michael Phelps, with 10 gold medals, is the all-time leader with the most gold medals. He is also the first Olympian to win 3 butterfly titles. Phelp’s next race was swimming a leg in the 4x200 where the Americans were the first ones to break the 7 minute mark with the time of 6:58.56, Michael’s gold #5. Breaking another world record, Michael won the 200 individual medley - gold #6. Michael’s 7th gold was probably one of the most dramatic races. Beating Cavic by .01 of a second. Michael won his 8th gold medal on August 17, in the 4x100 medley with his teammates Hansen, Peirsol, and Lezak. At the end of the games Michael said, “Records are meant to be broken no matter what they are”

- LONDON - Michael’s first race wasn’t what how he wanted to start out, placing fourth in the 400 individual medley. Bouncing back, Michael won silver in the 200m butterfly. Michael finally won gold in London in the 200 individual medley - becoming the first male Olympian to win 3 Gold medals in the same event for 3 consecutive Olympics. Michael once again won 3 Golds in the same event in the 100m butterfly. Michael Phelps final Olympic event was in the 4x100 medley relay - winning his 18th career gold and 22nd overall. With 4 gold and 2 silver, Michael once again, is the most successful swimmer for the 3rd consecutive Olympics. Michael ended his Olympic career as the most decorated Olympian ever.

(Source: crrosby)

Aug 5 '12
mutiple-url-disorder:

adderoftumblr:

ghdos:

illrandomocity:

majin-k:

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

freaking weird

Knock that shit off, before I’ll fuck the both of you up.

mutiple-url-disorder:

adderoftumblr:

ghdos:

illrandomocity:

majin-k:

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

freaking weird

Knock that shit off, before I’ll fuck the both of you up.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Aug 5 '12

ericmortensen:

chels:

Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets about what the Olympics would be like on Mars, doing the best coverage of the games so far. 

Dear Olympics - Please replace every last one of your uninteresting, incompetent commentators with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Aug 5 '12

The full moon rises through the Olympic Rings, hanging beneath Tower Bridge, during the London 2012 Olympic Games - August 3, 2012.

The full moon rises through the Olympic Rings, hanging beneath Tower Bridge, during the London 2012 Olympic Games - August 3, 2012.

Aug 2 '12

Cinémarium Poster Series by Ïve Bastrash / Website

(Source: xombiedirge)

Aug 2 '12
awesomephilia:

Scumbag Dumbledore

awesomephilia:

Scumbag Dumbledore

Aug 2 '12
"You can be a baseball pitcher and have success being out of shape. You can be a offensive lineman in the NFL and get away with it. In basketball, the Lakers will tell you that Shaq was never in shape but won a lot of championships when he was there. In water polo, good luck not touching the bottom of the pool and being out of shape. You can hide a fat guy at first base. You can’t hide a fat guy when you’re playing water polo. Those guys are tremendous athletes."
NBC Newscasters discussing water polo (via fywaterpolo)
Aug 1 '12
Aug 1 '12

futurefantastic:

like i read that and without thinking i just

did it

i took actual orders from a sauce packet

Aug 1 '12
collegehumor:

Man Gets Balls Trapped in Chair 
The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.

collegehumor:

Man Gets Balls Trapped in Chair 

The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.

Aug 1 '12

timothydelaghetto:

Paid a pretty penny today to get these pieces printed real big from the store that licensed them from the artist, but it’s gonna look SICK in my new spot so it’s all worth it!

Aug 1 '12
breezyashell:

cant imagine how much i want one of this

breezyashell:

cant imagine how much i want one of this

(Source: enjoui)

Jul 31 '12
calvinandhobbes-daily:

July 30, 1995

calvinandhobbes-daily:

July 30, 1995

Jul 31 '12
Jul 29 '12
thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: [musicfails]

thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: [musicfails]